Willkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome!

Leave your troubles outside! So - life is disappointing? Forget it! In here, life is beautiful! The girls are beautiful! Even the ogres are beautiful!

Victorious Secret (VS) is a casual World of Warcraft Alliance guild on the Eitrigg server. We're a group of close friends who have come together through years of online gaming and are heavily endowed with the gift of gab. We are an adult oriented guild and not best suited for the faint of heart.

As we continue to grow, we strive to keep our fun-loving culture that we've maintained over the years. We're all about quality, not quantity. As such, we're very selective about who we let into our family. If you are easily offended or can't type a coherent sentence then you won't last long. If you enjoy intelligent conversation and humor that is rude, crass, and downright despicable then welcome home. Bring pie (or cake, though at your own risk).

While we are a very experienced group of gamers, we value conversation and a good time more so than acquiring "phat lewt" and running seven hour raids. If you're looking for a guild that uses math equations or point systems to determine who should receive a BoP item then this probably won't be the place for you. We're not necessarily anti-raid, we just do it our own way.

When playing WoW we want to have fun!!! We don't want anyone getting pissy over wipes. We're all smart people and we're expected to play well but accidents happen, don't let them get your panties in a wad. We organize runs nearly every night of the week using our forums and calendar/event system. We LOVE our guild events and hold them regularly, be it scavenger hunts, naked races through Shadowfang Keep or Boss Shot Weekends -- we have vent, bring your own liquor.

If you like helping fellow guildies, would like to have FUN raiding, and don't mind the occasional naked Scholo run, then please check out our site and upcoming fall catalogue. Those with and without boobs are welcome, although I think those of us with boobs are taking over... as are the Canadians.

Victorious Secret... shhh!

Did we mention that we're the best damn guild ever? Well, according to us and Google anyway.

Is this the guild for me?

Victorious Secret | Eitrigg Alliance Guild