Is this the guild for me?

If you fall into one of these categories then probably not. These are types of people that tend to grind on the VS nerve and are generally not welcome here.

Account Sharers - We like to KNOW who we're inviting into VS and talking to on /gchat. When you share your account with your significant other, your brother, your uncle Joe or your cat, it just doesn't work for us. If you're currently sharing an account, please get your own before applying to VS.

Asshats - We're all ambassadors of VS so NOT being an asshat applies to all channels of the game. We are quite proud of the name we've made for ourselves, please don't poop directly on it.

Beggars - We want to help, we really do, but sometimes we have our own things to work on at the moment. If you ask for a hand on guildchat and no one is available to give it, it isn't personal and we're sorry ...though you may want to consider bathing. I'm just sayin'. This is a big one right now. Asking if anyone is interested on guild chat is fine. Asking for 10 minutes over and over for a tank or a healer is not. Take it to whispers or lfg if it doesn't happen and please don't make all the people in guild feel horrible for not choosing to help every single time.

Drama Queens - It happens to the best of us but the world does not revolve around any one person. If you have a problem that you think needs to be dealt with take it to an officer. If it is with an officer take it to another officer. Dealing with issues in public will not solve your problem.

Item linking Zealots - The occasional sharing of a drop or wishlist item is fine 'n dandy and expected but when our guild chat is scrolling with links to stuff you want/have/masturbate over, no thanks.

Meanies/Creeps/Bigots - There's a definite line between being offensive and being mean. We don't like meanies. We also don't like creepiness. We have a lot of females in the guild and they don't like slimy creepazoids pawing at them so be mindful of how you may be coming across to the opposite sex. We also have guildies of all sexual orientations so haters/phobics will definitely want to look elsewhere. Bigots need not apply. The bottom-line is to be respectful of one another.

Politicians and Evangelists - Go sell some place else cuz we ain't buyin'. GChat + religion/politics = never good. This and the note before it are here for a very specific reason. Our guild has people of many nationalities, religions, sexual orientations, genders, and dessert preferences. These are issues that start fights and cause rifts that can't easily be healed. Don't go there.

Spelling/Grammar Challenged - Only a few here are actual English majors so no one is perfect but we do kinda try to make an effort.

Uberists - By uberist I mean a person who thinks they know everything about the game and just how everyone should play it. We don't care. It's a game. Let us play how we want to play. We appreciate opinions when asked for them but we never want to be berated if we're trying to do something different or something that doesn't make a damn bit of sense. Don't judge me!


Do these videos make you happy inside?

Here are a few links to things that we find quite hilarious and tend to quote a lot. They'll give you a taste of our sense of humor. Most are not safe for work.

All Things Jon Lajoie - His Site
What's It Gonna Be? - Million Dolla' Strong
George Washington - He'll Kick You Apart!
Liam Show - Shoes and Let Me Borrow That Top are must watch.
Open Wide Kids - Cuz I'm Gonna Grape You In The Mouth!
The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat Mother Fucker!
Wrong Hole - In my defense, those holes are so close together.


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